He has pissed on a nettle. — Old English saying
There once was a man wot piss’d on a nettyle
The stynge to his thynge sorely test’d his mettyle
He twyst’d, he turn’d, he jump’d, he dans’d
He damme near leppt right out o’ his pants
He hopp’d to his house, sate his arse in a kettyle
And the paine of the nettyle did bye and bye settyle
