George Maschke's Home Page » humor http://www.georgemaschke.net Musings of an American in Holland Fri, 25 Nov 2011 14:13:06 +0000 en hourly 1 Glenn Beck Says Stop Listening to Morons! http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/11/25/glenn-beck-says-stop-listening-to-morons/ http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/11/25/glenn-beck-says-stop-listening-to-morons/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 14:13:06 +0000 George Maschke http://www.georgemaschke.net/?p=272

]]> http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/11/25/glenn-beck-says-stop-listening-to-morons/feed/ 0 I Hate Spam But… http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/03/02/i-hate-spam-but/ http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/03/02/i-hate-spam-but/#comments Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:59:15 +0000 George Maschke http://www.georgemaschke.net/?p=214 I hate spam, but this slice that arrived in my in-box today is hilarious!

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]]> http://www.georgemaschke.net/2011/03/02/i-hate-spam-but/feed/ 1 Protons and Ions http://www.georgemaschke.net/2010/02/18/protons-and-ions/ http://www.georgemaschke.net/2010/02/18/protons-and-ions/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:26:16 +0000 George Maschke http://www.georgemaschke.net/?p=148 A Facebook friend who works at Brookhaven National Laboratory posted the following status update:

]]> http://www.georgemaschke.net/2010/02/18/protons-and-ions/feed/ 0 A music video to watch while you skip church this Sunday… http://www.georgemaschke.net/2008/05/11/a-music-video-to-watch-while-you-skip-church-this-sunday/ http://www.georgemaschke.net/2008/05/11/a-music-video-to-watch-while-you-skip-church-this-sunday/#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 09:07:45 +0000 George Maschke http://www.georgemaschke.net/?p=18 A clever parody of the bizarre fusion between evangelical Christianity and nationalism in America:

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